Sigh. Our dear, sweet, clueless Simon Cooper. The kid definitely can't hold his liquor and will pretty much stop at nothing to get his longtime pal and bigtime crush, Carly, to notice him. Sadly, Cooper clearly doesn't understand the thrill of the chase.
First, there was that whole spray-paint-in-the-driveway debacle. DON'T say the L-word if you haven't even played tonsil hockey yet, Si! Then there is the minor issue of, oh, following Carly around everywhere she goes. When your crush casually mentions a trip to Sunshine Mountain (with her boyfriend, no less), you don't grab your bros and go. And you especially don't hoard in on her squirt-gun game and enter her in a one-woman wet T-shirt contest. Same goes for a GNO at the club. When she's with her girls, give her space! When your shoes are soaked in bum piss, GIVE HER SPACE! We're no Dr. Drew, but we have been on a date or two--there is a fine line between expressing interest in a potential lover and being a straight-up stalker.
+ After the series premiere (and after watching Si spew his Goldschläger all over himself, Carly and her lil' bro), most of you thought he still had a shot at hooking up with the girl who gives him boners over bagged lunches. Do you still feel the same, or does Simon need to take it down a notch? Take our poll!
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