Ever since JWOWW brought her two pups into the "Jersey Shore" house back in Season 3, we've fallen head-over-paws in love with these little furballs. Bella and Noel Farley have gotten far more screen time than Angelina ever did, and frankly, we can't get enough of their antics. In fact, Jenni's children the Jersey-born pooches have so much swag, they effortlessly put every cute cat video to shame, even if those felines just so happen to be spinning Pauly D-style. How, you ask? Let us count the ways:
1. Dogs to dye for. In the last episode of "Snooki & JWOWW," while Jenni and Roger were busy mending their issues over burgers, Nicole bathed Bella and Noel in hues that would make Barbie proud. Bella rocked the pink while Noel (the "tomboy-slash-lesbian") pranced around in purple. The multi-talented bitch even blogged about her new Barney get-up, how awesome is that? Hey, PETA! Before you get pissy, the dye is perfectly healthy and organic, mmmkay?
2. Bella comes to Snooki's defense. Earlier this season, while Jenni was busy dodging nude classmates in cooking class, Nicole was volunteering at a doggie daycare. When Snooks encountered a bunch of feisty jumpers in the dog pen, Bella quickly came to the defense of her mama's bestie, and the two totes bonded. Awh!
3. Talk about a crappy situation. Back in Season 3, while SamRon's love was fluctuating and Jenni was actually excited to bang Roger, Mike was busy making a mess of the shore house with Bella and Noel's body fluids. The devious housemate fed the poor furballs a toxic concoction of Doritos, old pizza, peanut butter and garbage, which led the pair to then poop and pee all over the house. So mean. And also kinda memorable.
4. Pauly D mocks the pooches. After Jenni went to go rescue her pups post-breakup from the horrid Tom, Pauly poked fun of JWOWW's pro-pet frenzy, claiming to need to run home to his hungry goldfish. Along with Mike's hamsters and Ronnie's pet mouse. C'mon, guys! These are J's kiddos we're talkin' about.
5. Vinny talks smack with Bella. In this precious "Jersey Shore" bonus clip, Vinny chats up a gangstified Bella... with a little help from Pauly D, of course. It's absolutely adorbs. Spin-off spin-off perhaps, starring Bella and Noel? Please?
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