Whether giving Jenna bad relationship advice or pining over one douchey Ricky Schwartz, we love us some Tamara and her witty one-liners. And, judging from last night's episode of "Awkward," the students of PHHS dig her word vomit, too. We admit, these Tamara-isms are no "sex touch," but they're still drenched in awesome sauce. In fact, we spew 'em out during Remote Control meetings every morning! A few of our favorites:
Anne Frank. Verb. To hide the girl you're dating because you're too embarrassed too admit you dig her. "He humped you in hiding, and now he ignores you in the hallways. He's Anne Frank-ing you, big time."
Back-burner friend. Noun. Pal you hang out with as a last resort, also known as B.B.F. "Ever since you got a new jock boyfriend, I've felt like such a B.B.F."
Back-up pants. Noun. Extra pair of pants a girl keeps at school in case of a surprise visit from Aunt Flo. "Crap! I forgot a tampon. Thank God for my back-up pants!"
Call shenanigans. Verb. To call bulls**t on a subject. "There's no way you lost your virginity in a broom closet. I call shenanigans!"
Commit legit. Noun. When you think you're about to take it to the next level with a dude you're dating; just a step below DTR. "ZOMG, he said he misses me! We are totally commit legit."
Dramacakes. Noun. Invisible item one cooks when dealing with bad news. "So everyone thinks you tried to commit suicide thanks to a dumb letter your mom wrote? Stop baking dramacakes, and get over it."
Fail Mary. Noun. Very, very bad idea that often results in social suicide. "The fact that you're a 16-year-old flower girl at your aunt's wedding is a big fail Mary."
Fantasmic. Adjective. Amazing. Phenomenal. Better than "fantastic" and "orgasmic" combined. "It's Valentine's Day! Your jock boyfriend is totally going to plan something fantasmic, so quit yer whining."
Freak-a-deak. Adjective. Completely shocked and surprised. "You lost your virginity in a broom closet?! I am so freak-a-deak right now."
Hit shuffle. Verb. To promptly change the subject when s**t gets a little too awkward. "I get that all you want to talk about is your love triangle with two hot guys, but let's hit shuffle and chat about something else."
Project Bone. Noun. Crude term used to describe a mission to get it on with your guy for the first time. "Hey, I see you have a massive box of condoms! Project Bone must be in effect."
Prozac attack. Noun. Bona fide freak-out sesh. "FML. I'm about to have a Prozac attack 'cause I caught my mortal enemy making out with my longtime crush!"
Thinktank. Verb. To ponder a serious situation with your girls. "I know your boyfriend found out you slept with his best friend, but all might not be lost! Let's thinktank this for a second."
Tickle your pickle. Verb. To, um, masturbate. "Eww! I caught him tickling his pickle in the Sanctuary! He sprayed his jolly juice all over the bleachers."
+ Did we miss anything? Leave your top Tamara terms below--and don't forget to use it in a sentence!
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